Thursday, May 17, 2007

Toy's ... an exercise in frustration

They look so good on the web pages, held by beautiful models and described with enticing words. Some even have testimonials from satisfied users. Get them home however, and the story is different. The last order of toys we received contained two remote vibrators. These were something we were looking forward to using, a way of extending our play out in public yet discreetly. So when they arrived, we were very excited. That didn't last. We purchased an remote egg with six motions and an remote external butterfly. Both were major letdowns. When I pushed the egg inside her, not only was I not able to make it start without having the remote three inches from her cunt, (definitely not discreet) but when it finally did run, she could barely feel it and it wasn't stimulating in the least. The butterfly was similarly disappointing. The order would have been a total flop except there was a replacement riding crop. I love using a crop. However can't seem to keep one as I have left two behind in hotel rooms in the past. There was also a penis gag which had an unexpected effect, it prevented my sub from swallowing. She tried one time and and almost choked to death so after that she was forced to drool all over herself. That was a unexpected, but quite enjoyable side effect.

It's those few that do work out that will likely keep us buying more and likely continue to be both disappointed and pleased.

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